More Child Literacy

We start 'em reading young. Simon enjoys bonking himself on the head with a book. He even drools on them! That's great practice for college, when you fall asleep on your textbook, hoping to absorb information by osmosis, and wake up to find that the pages are all wet and the dampness has caused the ink to stick to your cheek and you have to wash your face to get your textbook off. Not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything.