Helping out Hubby

All of you who have ever received an email from Dirk know that his emails come signed:

Dirk
I’m to lazy to come up with a creative sig

I think we should help him out! Let’s come up with a creative signature line for Dirk.

Perhaps we could have him use an encouraging aphorism:

Dirk
Keep your chin up!

Hmmm. Dirk just isn’t the encouraging aphorism type. He’s more of a Jack Handy type:

Dirk
Keep your chin up, especially if your nosebleed will drip if you look down.

Hmmm. Too corny. Let’s try something responsible:

Dirk
Remember to floss.

Yeah, that doesn’t do it for me either. Maybe we could make him an acronym. Army soldier guys love acronyms!

D.I.R.K.
Definitely an Irrepressible Romantic Kyootie (I have a pet peeve about misspelling “c” words with “k’s” though. I almost missed out on eating Crispy Cream donuts, just on principle, but then I decided I could spell them right in my mind and eat them anyway. Spelling principles should not interfere with donuts.)

Desirable Illuring Rare Knight (Yes, I know alluring is spelled with an “a”, but that would make him Dark, now wouldn’t it?)

Daring Intrepid Rogueish Kisser (Perhaps I should stop before I get too mushy on the blog.)