Showing posts with label Dirk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dirk. Show all posts

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Greenpark Ward 24th of July Celebration

Early this morning (the 25th of July) the members of the Lehi Greenpark Ward gathered for a 24th of July Parade and celebration.

The Parade

They asked the service members inthe ward to wear their uniforms, and everyone else to decorate their bikes or wagons or what-ever to walk in the parade through the subdivision.

Simon and Ben and Daddy getting ready for the Parade.  Every 16 month old should have a grenade to play with while riding in a parade.  :o)

Everybody Lining up:  They had the three soldiers, one retired Vet, and one rather jet lagged from the trip home Missionary go first.  Followed by the Scouts with the flag, then everybody else, and finally the Bishop with his rather skittish horse and wagon.  One soldier, his newly returned Missonary son (came home the day before) and the Vet all rode in a Jeep.  The other soldier and I walked behind, I kind of needed to walk so I could pull Simon in the wagon, and Melinda could walk with Ben.  We decorated Simon's wagon with service flags and yellow ribbons in honor of the fourth soldier in our ward.   He was just recently mobilized for Afghanistan.  We also have an Airforce Reservist who had drill today, and he wasn't forgotten either.

The Parade is off:  Melinda and Ben were soon at the back of the parade.  This in spite of Ben being so excited that he ran almost the entire distance, up the block and down the other side to the park.  Not far for an adult, but quite a run for such a little guy.

The Bishop was taking periodic detours to keep his horse under control.  Here he is turning down into our cul-de-sac as the parade passed by it.  Click on the picture and look at how good our wild-flower flower garden is doing.

At The Park

The 11 year old Scouts had lashed this together a day or two before, and the Scouts raised the flag just before the parade.

At the park:  We had a short patriotic and spiritual program in honor of the 24th (and a bit of the fourth as well).  Everybody posed with a very large flag while a photographer in the ward took our picture.  Hopefully he'll make it available digitally so we can post it.  Then we had a pancake breakfast and then there were several pioneer era games to be played.  In this picture brother Jensen, the 2nd counselor in our Bishopric, is winning his potato-sack race.

The kids really enjoyed the Stick-pulling, and the Tug-o-war.

Well most of them that is.

Meanwhile what were our two boys doing?  Totally ignoring the games and playing on the playground equipment.  Here Simon is crawling back and forth on the bridge, going between mommy's legs.

And Ben was having a yelling contest with a couple kids on top of the tunnel tube.  It was just yelling, not crying or fussing, they were having fun with the echo'y sound.

Cute Boy

Bang!

Then the Bishop brought out his Black Powder rifle and entertained the kids.  I wished I'd thought to bring mine, he was getting heavily swarmed at times, and could have used another gun to reduce the crowd.  Although in this picture the kids weren't mobbing him anymore.

Bishop Raff let the kids help him load the rifle for each shot.  (Powder and wadding only no bullets.)

Then each time he'd let another one of the kids acutally pull the trigger, they thought it was soooo cool.


And what was Simon doing during the shooting?  Mostly ignoring it to toodle around in the sand.  He'd jump a little and look over at each bang but otherwise was not bothered at all.  Too busy having fun.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

A Busy Day

Today Simon and I turned over the front flower/tomato garden with a shovel.  Okay, I did it while Simon played on the lawn on a blanket.  I turned it over and mixed in a couple bags of Nutrimulch.   My arms and back are sore from that much shoveling.

Meanwhile Mommy and Ben were digging her lavender bushes out of our real "Garden" aka the weed patch.  She's dug them out and potted them in preparation for tilling the garden.  And now all four lavender plants are now in pots.  We'll baby them for a couple days before putting at least a couple out by the front flower bed/garden/litterbox, in hopes that the lavender will help keep the neighbors cats out. 

We planted the lavender and a few other xeric plants our first year here, but due to the difficulty Da had weeding them while pregnant with Ben, she wasn't able to keep up with the weeds, and the plants were soon well surrounded by weeds.

Actually, most of the plants she planted are still doing fine, though some of them tend to get well hidden by the weeds that rule the garden.  But we're only going to save the lavender bushes.

The Garden, we think it was the garden of the previous owners by how well it grows weeds, but on the otherhand it's so sandy it might have been the site of a swing set.   The sandy quality of the soil is the main reason we haven't planted a garden there before this year.  I've been dumping leaves, small branches from our willows (Anyone need twigs?  We've always got a million of them.), and any dirt I dig up from other parts of the yard into it to try to build up some organic materials.  

Now we just need to borrow a tiller from some neighbors, and till it all in to see if we have soil, or just sand only capable of growing weeds and xeric plants.   Da has already arranged it, so Dad doesn't need to bring his down.

We also started a whole bunch of plants today.  We like those little greehouse trays with the peat pellets.  Ben liked watching them grow when I filled the trays with water.  We have tomatos, zuchini, beans, crookneck squash, oregeno, and basil planted so far.  By mid April they should be ready to transplant to either the garden, or the flowerbed/garden we've used the last couple years. 

So we all enjoyed the great weather today, while working/playing in the yard.  I'm sure it won't be the last time if the weather holds.  The biggest problem will be avoiding the temptation to put plants or seeds into the ground too early.

Friday, February 27, 2009

He's Home!






Welcome home, Dirk! He arrived safely at 5:45 a.m. I found out the reason the flight was so early is that Southwest is the only airline that wanted the charter contract the military put out, and Southwest said when they would fly. *yawn* The Army also insists soldiers be at the airport at least four hours before the boarding, so Dirk was at the base airport at 11:00 p.m. last night to arrive in Utah at oh dark hundred this morning. We only had to get up at 4:00. I didn't get much sleep either, though, because I woke up every 10 minutes to look at the clock: "what do you mean, it's only 1:10 a.m.?!!"

Dirk's flight actually got there early, so no one was there to watch him walk off the plane. Well, other people were there, but none of Dirk's relatives. The second plane, due in at 6:45 a.m., also arrived early, so all of us who were there for the 5:45 plane got to cheer for the second half of the soldiers. I tried to take pictures of the flags they had lining their arrival, but it was too dark. Here are dark pictures.




Shawn and Ethan, and then Kecia, Glenn and Emma were there first. Then I arrived with Kelly (glad I ran into Kelly in the parking lot because he carried Ben for me). My parents found us not long after that. Mauri and Ira brought the whole family. Susan was last. Poor Susan! Her alarm didn't go off, and I don't even want to know how she managed to get from Layton to Salt Lake as fast as she did.






I'd told Dirk we'd be carrying St. Patrick's Day balloons so we would stand out from other sets of yellow and patriotic balloons. Turns out there weren't that many balloons there anyway, but Dirk said he spotted my green balloons before he saw me, so they worked. Shortly after that, the balloons made a dash for freedom:



It was wonderful to see Dirk. The big hangar was freezing and crowded, and it was just awesome to see all the soldiers wandering around carrying yellow roses and finding family members. The military rock band was also there (bet you didn't know the military had a rock band). They added to the festive atmosphere, but the sound system in the hangar is so enthusiastic that it made it hard to talk.

Afterwards, we all went for breakfast at IHOP. There were two other big groups of people there with their soldiers.





Yesterday, Susan brought down lots of flags, and put the rebar into the soft dirt in the flowerbeds. The flags looked great when she put them up yesterday! Then we took them all down for the night. The next morning, the wind was so strong that 5 minutes after I'd put them up, several were leaning dangerously, so I pulled a bunch of them out. The ward put another two dozen flags around the perimeter of the yard, and those held up great! Our yard looked festive! Susan made a lot of yellow ribbons too, and those looked wonderful.






After we got home, Simon went right to back to sleep. Then he woke up, and Dirk and Benji are napping now. I get the afternoon nap shift. So if you're wondering how we celebrated Dirk's safe arrival, we all just went back to sleep.

We're so happy he's home!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Dirk gets chatty

Hey folks, Dirk posted a description of everyday life in the military on our discussion forum at Nauvoo. Here it is:

Housing when deployed, may be a tent, my LT has lived in a tent the entire time we've been here, but then again he had the thing to himself. The rest of the personnel from my unit at my base are in Brick and reinforced concrete barracks, that were completed just before we arrived, Several more rows of these buildings are being built all over this base, so they can get everyone out of the tents. Other teams on other bases are housed in quarters varying from tents, to Buildings like mine, to B-huts (wooden structures that are usually subdivided into eight small individual rooms, to traditional Afghan Qalats (these are made of adobe like mud bricks and look like forts). Space wise, I'm a Sergeant First Class, so I shared a room with my Warrent Officer, most of our other rooms are three or four to a room. (Our building is different from most, rather being divided into five or six long rooms with six to eight persons per room and a door at each end of each room, our building has a hall down the middle and smaller rooms off the hall designed for a max of four per room.) We have commercial internet service here, it's Satellite service so it's expensive for what we get, but Melinda and I can usually get the web-cams to work.

I brought my own multi-media projector (experience purchase from my two prior deployments) that I have hooked up to a small DVD player and my Nintendo Wii, and occasionally my laptop.

In my off time I play the Wii, read books like crazy, surf the interweb, and play computer games.

The quality and style of housing varies greatly by base and country. My first deployment to Kosovo, my four man team had a large room probably designed for an entire platoon of Yugoslav infantry, we were on the second floor of a three story barracks. My second deployment, to Bosnia, we were in C-huts which are long structures of about five b-hut style rooms per structure. Basically with these B, C and new barracks buildings, each room is about the same floor space as what you find in a typical General Purpose Medium tent. And is designed and planned for eight persons in single beds.

Another note on tents, while they can be thrown up on the ground, they are usually set up on raised wooden platforms, have an inner insultating layer, and are always hooked up to AC/Heating systems, no more pot bellied stoves as seen on mash, at least not on most bases I've seen, some of our rougher combat outposts most likely do rely on diesel fueled potbelly stoves and or smaller generators to heat their tents, but the personnel in those outposts tend to spend about a week at a time in the outposts then a couple weeks back at a larger base with full amenities. (oh and they tend to be those psycho infantry types who actually like roughing it.)

I know many people in the Iraq invasion who were originally living in Palaces when we first invaded.

Work space can again vary greatly, I work in a tent, inside a secure sub-compound. We have a hard building being built but it won't be done before we leave. The team I supervises that lives in a Qalat has their office space also in the Qalat. Others have b-huts for offices or are also working out of tents.

Our office is equipped with five computers, only one of which is unlcassified. Unlike many personnel, my job requires that I have the ability to communicate, so I have the capability to call home nightly if I wished, but I'd have to use calling card minutes. If we lived close enough to Hill AFB for calls to be local then I could call without using a calling card. (Hint to other deployed peoples and their families, don't call to your nearest base if you have to use a calling card, call a different state, interstate LD charges are cheaper than intrastate.)

I'll fess up now, that I'm not big on talking on the phone so Melinda and I chat via IM and occasionally Webcam.

We eat in a Mess Hall, the food is good, but they have a seven day menu with very little variation. Our PX doesn't really seem to stock much in the way of a alternate food supply, mostly just various overpriced snacks. So I do eat all my meals at the mess hall. The food is mostly good if repetitive, Fridays we usually have steak, and often either Crablegs or Lobster and shrimp as well. Sadly as they have to cook it in such mass quantities, the steak is always well done, and thus usually rarely all that appetizing. The crablegs and Lobster are always good as are the shrimp. That's the best day menu wise. It is true the mess hall only serves meals at certain times, but the cold-cuts section is always available and well stocked. In addition we have a Subway sandwich shop here, but I can't bring myself to pay for a meal when free food is less than 30 meters away. Oh and our mess hall always has ice cream ready to serve, It's Baskin Robbins brand ice cream. And coolers well stocked with water, Gatorade, and several flavors of pop. I like Mt. Dew and they ususally have it in stock, it's produced in the UAE and has real sugar instead of High Fructose Corn Syrup, so it's healthy.


Recreation and free time: I work seven days a week, I'm lucky in that I only work eight hours a day. I show up an hour late on Sunday's as Sacrament is right when I should start work. So I attend Sacrament, then go to work missing the combined RS/EQ and Sunday school hour. Otherwise the base has a Morale Welfare and Recreation (MWR) Facility with DVD's to be checked out, A movie room where they always have a DVD playing. A computer lab for if someone doesn't want to spring for the paid internet service, and a phone calling center.

There is also an education center, that I would have loved to taken advantage, but all they ever offered was lower division basic credit stuff that I don't need. There is also a nice big Gym facility with Treadmills, Stairsteppers, stationary bikes, various weight machines and free weights. And for the occasional treat there is a Greenbeans Coffee shop which also makes a few good smoothies, those I will occasionally pay for.

As to the other type of facilities. A mix of both Port-a-potties (only a few) and fixed, plumbed, toilets and Showers. Those are in pre-built shipping container sized trailers, that they place and hook up to the water and seage system. But in the last Tent city area (big block of tents) there are field toilets installed in tents. Not a lot of privacy with those.

As to checking in here, I use my paid internet service. I Pay $100 a month for 132kbps down and 64 kbps up, which is dreadfully slow versus my cable at home.

I believe I would be able to usually hit Nauvoo from a government network computer but not always, and .mil networks don't like our family email server, so I couldn't use my normal email to email family.

You are allowed a limited amount of personal browsing on the gov computers, or you can go to the MWR computer lab, but that is limited to 30 minutes at a tim, or you can bring your own computer (I highly recommend this) and pay for the service. Unless you are an infantry soldier who expects to be living in the field most of the time, I would highly reccomend bringing a laptop.

Even if internet service isn't available, it can be used for playing computer games, by yourself or networked together with your team. Or for playing DVD's and digital copies of movies.

And every laptop on the market today is multi-power capable, meaning that black box (or white if you have a Mac) is capable of handling power supplies at both our stateside 110 volt, as well as the European's (and a lot of the rest of the world's) 220 volt power supplies so all you have to find is plug adapters, whereas with many consumer electronics you may bring from the states. In some areas you may have to buy power converters which are not cheap, though always worth the cost.

Laptops can help you pass the time, and endure the deployment.

Normal life, is get-up in time to work-out then eat then go to work for how ever many hours a day you have to work. Then get off work, and find a way to chill out and pass the time without going stir crazy. The majority of our personnel, don't get outside the wire on a regular basis, so you get to feel penned in. And often times when in that situation it is easy to wonder why you have to pack a weapon around at all times.

Add to that situation some dumb policies on some bases. For example, on our Main base in Afghanistan, Bagram Airbase, every person is required to not only have a weapon on them but to actually have a magazine in the weapon, making it rather easy for a careless soldier to have a negligent discharge of their weapon, which is A: Very dangerous, and B: very bad news for that soldier's immediate career.

Whereas my base, we all have weapons with us at all times, but no magazines in the weapons unless one of a few specific alerts are called. Much safer, and wouldn't slow most soldiers down much in being able to return fire.

So life is generally good, some people have to work 12 hour days Seven days a week, others work as few as 5 or six days a week and only eight hours, or possibly even less. It depends on their jobs, how much work they have to do, are they sufficiently staffed, and their command environment. Most soldiers are in ACU's when on duty and switch to their authorized PT uniforms as soon as they get off duty (Most the units have Unit T-Shirts that they are authorized to wear as an option to the official Army PT shirt.)
As to what I wear I have some ACU's around here somewhere but my job allows and requires me to wear civilian attire and a full beard.

One last thing on reading, Used books are great, my great aunt sent me some and they were some classic sci-fi and fantasy that I hadn't read for years, I loved them. There are also usually several trading shelves located around most bases. Usually at the MWR facility, the post chaplain often maintains a shelf, and most air terminals have a shelf. I've found and dropped many good books on those shelves. Find em read em and put em back for someone else. In addition get a book from home or elsewhere, read it and toss it on the shelves.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Dad and Simon

When Dirk came home on leave, we got a half billion pictures of him with Simon. Look baby! There's your daddy!








Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Things Dirk has Done

Things I Have Done...

To participate just copy and paste in your own blog, and bold all of the things you have done.

1. Started your own blog
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band
4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a meteor shower

6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a praying mantis

10. Sang a solo
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning
7. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept over night on a train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23.Taken a sick day when you're not ill
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb

26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a Marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run

32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language I'm with chris, this has to include just learning a second or third language.
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo's David
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt Been there for summer and winter eruptions.
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted
48. Gone Deep Sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling Both
52. Kissed in the rain We'll have to fix this one honey.
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class The emphasis being on A class.
59. Visited Russia Does a foremer Soviet Republic like Khazakstan count?
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the changing of the guards in London
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book Helped Melinda self publish her book.
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
88. Had chickenpox

89. Saved someone's life
90. Sat on a jury
91. Met someone famous
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person

96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee


100 Blogged while lying sick in bed in afghanistan.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Me

Okay, at long last a few pictures. There are only a few but here they are.

First of all as the Post title says is Me. Never had facial hair for this long.



Next is a Picture of my team just after we got in country. Obviously early as all our beards are little more than a couple days worth of stubble.





Next are a couple pictures for Da of the Olive grove behind our barracks buildings.



A small tree that I could get into the frame from up close.



And Finally a Sunset.

The dust gets so bad that sometimes the sun will set into the dust in the air a couple hours before it reaches the actual horizon. About five minutes after I took this picture the sun was gone for the day.

Disregard the dark line just above the sun that is an error from the camera or something.


So not many pictures. None of us on my team are really taking many. We can't take pictures inside our office tent, and we stagger our shifts throughout the day so we really don't spend much time hanging out. And try as I might, even though I always have my camera with me. I have yet to get a picture of the Monitor Lizards that live around our work tent. These things are huge. The smallest one I've seen was about four feet long. But they don't bother us, and they compete for food with the local poisonous snakes so where there are lizards there are no snakes. So they help keep us safe that way as well.

I will try to find more stuff to take pictures of. I promise.

Hope you enjoyed these ones.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Memories

Since others have asked here is our edition:
1. As a comment on my blog, leave one memory that you and I had together. It doesn't matter if you knew me a little or a lot, anything you remember!
2. Next, re-post these instructions on your blog and see how many people leave a memory about you. It's actually pretty funny to see the responses. If you leave a memory about me, I'll assume you're playing the game and I'll come to your blog and leave one about you.

I didn't edit the wording to say so, but Melinda and I are both fair game.

Oh and I promise, at least a couple pictures are coming soon. I just have to remember to get the memory chip our of the camera.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Details about Dirk

I keep hoping Dirk will be able to do his own post, but he’s had so many problems with his Internet connection that it just hasn’t happened yet. We have been able to talk on the IM, and swap emails. The webcam has only worked once since he got to his base. I read Susan’s post from yesterday and realized that I do know some details everyone would probably find interesting. So here are a few things I’ve picked up over the past few weeks.

Dirk is living in a new cement building. It was recently built to replace the tents. Because it’s so new, there isn’t a fiber optic cable. He’s relying on wireless Internet, and that’s why it isn’t very reliable. It’s slow. He can load our blog just about every day (and that’s why I update it so often), but it takes a long time.

He has air conditioning. But when it’s 110 degrees, air conditioning only gets it down to 90. However, there have been several cloudy and rainy days, so the weather hasn’t been an unbroken string of heat. (Probably that will happen in August.) There is lots and lots of dust on everything. The dust obscures the view the same way the inversion obscures the view here.

There is a beautiful old olive grove behind their base. He’s promised pictures if he can ever get his connection good enough to upload pictures. There are also lots of mountains around. He says it actually reminds him of Utah. (I’m assuming he means the Beaver area.)

He works from 3 p.m. to midnight. He gets up late enough that he misses breakfast, but says the food is pretty good for lunch and dinner. They offer Baskin-Robbins ice cream with every meal, and he takes advantage of that. Vanilla is his favorite flavor. They didn’t get ice cream once for three or four days when some local Afghans stole the truck. (I bet that sold for a lot on the black market!)

He’s got a very thick black beard. He wears business casual to work, and hasn’t worn his uniform much at all.

The church group is about 20 people or so. On Father’s Day, they got care packages that a ward in Tennessee had sent for them.

The base is small enough that everything is in walking distance, but there is one truck the guys can drive if they want to. Maybe the truck has air conditioning, because Dirk says that truck gets driven a lot. I think it’s funny they do all that driving when the speed limit for the whole base is 10 miles per hour!

After they finish practicing on the firing range, they have to get out of the way of the kids from the nearby village who come collect the brass. The brass gets sold to artisans in the village who melt it down and make artwork out of it.

He can get a Persian rug for cheap, which means several hundred dollars instead of several thousand.

The Wii is doing fine. All the games in the PX are kid games, but some basic games came with the Wii.

His movie projector works fine, and they watch movies on a wall.

He misses us lots. We miss him too. I hope the Internet connection issue get worked out because I’m dying to see pictures.

We love you, honey!

Friday, May 30, 2008

Dirk's Wii, Ben's Wee, and Me

While IMing with Dirk yesterday, he mentioned that he’d ambushed the soldier in the PX who was carrying a Wii. Dirk is now the proud owner of a Wii. I told him to bring it home in good shape because I want to play tennis on it.

Dirk did get a great deal on it, but I started thinking that perhaps we ought to stop spending money like water (have you seen all my new clothes and books? Wheeeee!). So when Chelle offered to cut Ben’s hair that evening, I said yes. After all, saving the $8 that Great Clips charges to buzz Ben’s head will go a long way in helping offset the purchase price of a Wii. Yep.

Ben took it like a trooper. He sat on my lap working on a little wooden peg puzzle while Chelle buzzed around his ears and over the top. Ash blonde hair spilled all over his bare shoulders and I had a shuddery vision of what Ben might look like with a hairy back.

Suddenly my lap felt wet. I shifted his weight to reveal a large wet spot on my leg. Well, you can’t push a kid off your lap with half a haircut, regardless of what he’s just done. So I sat there with the wet spot spreading to the other leg while Chelle finished buzzing his head while simultaneously laughing her head off. It’s a wonder Ben escaped without having his ears nicked. Come to think of it, it’s a wonder Chelle escaped without getting smacked.

While Chelle rummaged around for clothes for me to wear, I plopped Ben in the tub and pulled his diaper off him. It made a squishy “plop” in the garbage can. Note to self: change Ben’s diaper at least once after lunch and before bedtime.

Diapers are 38 cents each. There was at least three diapers worth of wee in the one diaper that is marinating in Chelle’s garbage can. Combine that with the eight dollars I saved on the haircut, and we’ve practically paid for Dirk’s Wii!